i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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