so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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