Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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