party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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