we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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