Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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