By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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