we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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