You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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