just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just want to make out with him forever
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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