Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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