I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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