Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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