i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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