Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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