Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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