so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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