can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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