Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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