At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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