I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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