doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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