I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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