What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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