He is an equal opportunity slut.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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