My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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