Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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