I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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