I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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