Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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