All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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