No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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