you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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