We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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