Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so let's talk penis.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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