D3 body, D1 cock
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's never too late to be topless.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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