Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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