There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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