Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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