The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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