PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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