so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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