On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just pee around me
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
