I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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