So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We don't watch enough power rangers
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize