My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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