Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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