pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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