Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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