They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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