I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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