Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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