girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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