i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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