your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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