What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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