Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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