So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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