According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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