I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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